Sep 15, 2009
Home Repairs, the Movie Geek Way
I Had A Problem: We recently had some electrical work done to our house, and ended up with a huge hole in the sheetrock in our computer room. I'm not handy enough to fix it myself, and am self-aware enough to know that my laziness/cheapness will keep me from hiring someone to fix it any time soon:
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I Had A Solution: And really, it's my solution to 50%-60% of life's problems... let's Cynthia Rothrock it:
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Problem solved! Not only do I get to ignore my sheetrock deficiency, I'll be able to enjoy Cynthia Rothrock's Ever-Poised Boot of Doom every time I check my email.
And this isn't the first time my Martial Law II: Undercover (1992) poster (Available On Videocassette and Laserdisc) has saved me from an unsightly wall blemish. In 2006 I used this same poster to replace a wall-sized mirror in my home bathroom that had decided to spontaneously shatter:
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That particular bit of home improvement lasted 3 months. I'll keep you posted on how long Ms. Rothrock lasts this time around.
- Micah :: Reel Distraction