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I Had A Problem: We recently had some electrical work done to our house, and ended up with a huge hole in the sheetrock in our computer room. I'm not handy enough to fix it myself, and am self-aware enough to know that my laziness/cheapness will keep me from hiring someone to fix it any time soon: [caption id="attachment_1031" align="aligncenter" width="450" caption="The Problem"]The Problem[/caption] I Had A Solution: And really, it's my solution to 50%-60% of life's problems... let's Cynthia Rothrock it: [caption id="attachment_1032" align="aligncenter" width="450" caption="The Solution"]The Solution[/caption] Problem solved! Not only do I get to ignore my sheetrock deficiency, I'll be able to enjoy Cynthia Rothrock's Ever-Poised Boot of Doom every time I check my email. And this isn't the first time my Martial Law II: Undercover (1992) poster (Available On Videocassette and Laserdisc)  has saved me from an unsightly wall blemish. In 2006 I used this same poster to replace a wall-sized mirror in my home bathroom that had decided to spontaneously shatter: [caption id="attachment_1033" align="aligncenter" width="450" caption="Is There Nothing Cynthia Rothrock Can't Make Better?"]Is There Nothing Cynthia Rothrock Can't Make Better?[/caption] That particular bit of home improvement lasted 3 months. I'll keep you posted on how long Ms. Rothrock lasts this time around. - Micah :: Reel Distraction

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